The Coffeespy

The Coffeespy is proud to announce the first ever calf-blogging contest. That’s right, this week we give our readers the ability to win one of the most coveted prizes available on the internet - a Pez dispenser actually used by one of the mighty Coffeespy staff!

The choices are:
1. Something cute
2. Something horizontal
3. A staffer fave

The contest? Well, it has to do with calves, of course. Identify the following five mega-famous calves in the comments section, and you will be entered into a completely subjective and probably fixed drawing! Nah, we’ll just say first one getting all calves correct will be contacted by email for their particulars and then be featured in a Coffeespy one line post as the winner of the first ever contest held by Coffeespy HQ!

Yes, I realize this is kind of unfair to the west coasters given the way the sun rises and all that, but who am I to buck the oppressive cosmic conspiracy perpetrated by the east coast?

I realize you’re probably geeking out and will need some time to let it all sink in, but with no further fanfare I give you the five fabulous calves of fame for further fun!

Calf One

Calf Two

Calf Three

Calf Four

Calf Five

Calves one through five… GO!

Terri takes calf blogging to another plateau with video at I Think ^(Link) Therefore I Err.

Update, July 3
Fine, we’ll keep our Pez dispensers! While I did get a single phone-in listing of all the calves, and they were correct, it wasn’t an entry… just an “I know these.”

For the curious - Hulk, Spider-Man, Namor the Sub-Mariner, Captain America, and Galactus.

While Terri of IT(L)TIE was busy showing off Little Thorn, Coffeespy HQ had devised a fiendishly clever contest centered around calf blogging complete with a prize so awesome that to hear of it would blow off all your clothes!

However, due to technical difficulties (which amount to an in-law turning my computer off so they could log-in while I was driving the wife to work) you will have to wait until next week for it.

This week, however, I was still able to find something allowing me to participate in Friday Calf Blogging and maintain the superheroic integrity you’ve come to expect from the Coffeespy Command Center: