Boys in Books
Monday, June 11, 2007
Pink Alert from the Skald! The Personhood of Evil Persons has struck again! This time the evil organization, bent on removing all penises from the world, is attempting to discredit The Big Book of Boy Stuff. The Skald, in his deductively diligent manner, has consulted with world-renowned hyper-intellect, Dr. Helen:
When women and girls (and “feminist” men) say “no boys allowed” and laugh that boys are smelly, it’s all just a joke, but when the tables are turned, suddenly it’s sexism.
Indeed! The Coffeespy is prepared with its own panel of intellectually gargantuan experts, of course. Speaking for CS HQ is Wonder Woman:
And the truth shall burn away the noxious clouds of semantic banter. Princess Diana’s brain-shattering truth is so simple: If women could just shed their inhibitions and be completely open, man and woman alike could finally settle onto the same verticle plane — giggity giggity giggity!
