Losing… Credibility…

Thursday, July 12, 2007

IraqSlogger works some magic with its headline:

Holy inaccurate, Batman!

Well, that's interesting.  I suppose you could chalk it up to a bad source and pretend that fact checking is a mythical standard, but when you actually read the story at IraqSlogger you find no mention of failures on all benchmarks.  What you'll read is how they haven't been met, but as "Project Management for Dummies" will tell you, benchmarks are marks of progress, not pass/fail barriers.

I declare this a Joker level boner.  And the Jooker doesn't like it when others horn in on his boner territory…

Now THAT'S imagery!

I'm sure IraqSlogger is already looking into outdoing it's own boner.  I can't wait to see their "new adventure in crime!"

Update: LA Times calls measuring performance a "costly blunder."  The unspoken suggestion is to follow the Democratic congress' policy of not measuring anything and simply speaking out of one's ass on any given subject.  Don't worry, if we just leave Iraq and forget about this whole terrorism thing, it'll go away.  Lord knows we shouldn't be checking our work.

Stan "the Man" Lee responds to the LA Times:

Mighty Marvel Manner THIS!

Thank you, Stan, for that sparkling commentary.

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Even the Joker Doesn’t Like Terrorists

Monday, June 4, 2007

After hearing about the recently foiled JFK terror plot, the Joker, also known as the Clown Prince of Crime, taunted the would-be exploding men from his cell in Arkham:

Hahahahahahaha

“Gotcha!”

The Coffeespy attempted to elicit a more elaborate response, but the Joker simply clicked his heels together singing “there is no war on terror, there is no war on terror“ like an alternate reality Dorothy of Oz.

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